Solutions Catalog Products–Are You With Me?

Posted: December 19, 2011 in Are You With Me?
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It is the time of year for catalogs. One of my favorite is Solutions.

I don’t know if I’ve ever actually made a purchase from them but they are fun to look at it.

This year they have released the “BodyEssentials” Solutions catalog. Besides the four pages devoted to items you used to have to go to 42nd Street for it has some curious selections.

Here’s a few:

This is a charcoal thing you put in your Jockeys. When you fart it neutralizes the smell.

Couple of questions here. Can’t you just hold it? Can you repurpose the charcoal for the family cookout? Is there a basset hound attachment?

I guess when the weather is cold or when you’re in front of an air conditioner this product might be useful.

I’m curious about the inventor. Did he or she toil away in a basement laboratory? Were there prototypes that failed? Was he or she up all night wondering how to rid society of this scourge?

Can it be used with man boobs? Is the stick’em technology where it should be? Waterproof?

Way too many unanswered questions.

Just A Drop is your own portable destinkifierthat you can bring with you to Christmas parties. Then, when you have to push in your host’s sparkly clean bathroom you can do it with peace of mind.

Call me a skeptic but do we really believe that a single drop is going to counter that four pound end product of digested fruit cake, hollowed out bread dip and date bars you consumed?

A bigger issue for me is who goes to a party and shits up the bathroom? Number ones only please out of your house. if you must, make an excuse and head to the Hess station on the corner.

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Comments
  1. Valerie says:

    You are positively hillarious!

  2. guido iovinella says:

    Another classic post.

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