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People ask me why I don’t. George Carlin explains it best for me.
I will consider voting when they start tackling the issues important to me including
1. Minimum quality requirements for anyone calling themselves an Elvis Tribute Artist.
2. Death penalty for anyone who harms or neglects a basset hound
3 Felony charges and mandatory prison sentence for anyone with 11 or more items in the “10 Items or Less” lane
4. Parking tickets for backer inners..except for Bill Dolan
5. National holidays honoring Elvis Presley, Albert Ellis, Hector Camacho and John D. MacDonald.