A kangaroo walks into a bar…

Posted: May 13, 2010 in Uncategorized

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender slides a brew in front of him and says;

“That’ll be $10.”

Then the bartender says;

“You know, we don’t get a lot of kangaroos in here.”

The kangaroos sips his beer and says

“At $10 a beer it’s not hard to understand.”

  1. A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

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