don’t be THAT guy: Billy Bluetooth

Posted: May 1, 2010 in don't be THAT guy

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You’ve seen him.

Struts into a public place, say a coffee shop. He’s rockin’ the iridescent mini-headset coming out of his ear like some sort of bastard child of Shatner


Then he starts talking at a 100 decibel level louder than anyone else while he stares straight ahead totally oblivious to his own deuchieness.

And through it all you get the impression that he thinks this is cool.

Part “I’m Mr. A-hole tech guy.” Part “I’m so important I need to be in touch 24/7.” And part “I am so ff’in arrogant I don’t care if I ruin everyone else’s experience.”


Here’s the deal Bluetoothers: You look ridiculous, you’re annoying as hell and we beg you to go out to the parking lot and talk as loud and as long as you want.

And for everyone else: Don’t be THAT guy.

  1. D. B. Dean says:

    okay – i went to church with this guy. He would wear it in church even.

    here is the real deal.
    I support C Level executives worth big bucks…real mover shaker types.
    I know men on the forbes top 100 billionaires list (okay i know one man!)…but stil

    NONE of them walk around with blue tooth in ear. They have them and use them for con calls while in car etc…but they DONT stand around discussing things in starbucks line on blue tooth. Its rude.

    This guy acted like he was a mover shaker whose time was money…he owns an autobody shop. I know guys who time is mney and they are not as arrogant and self centered as the idiot with the blue tooth in ear. Hang up and BE where you are.

  2. Andy says:

    Please, you need to see this .. Lee Evans on bluetooth. – Why does he need his hands free….. “I love my gadets” priceless.

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