Guy walks into a bar joke of the week

Posted: April 20, 2010 in Uncategorized

A big ‘ol grizzly bear walks into a bar.

Thirsty?

He says to the bartender “I’d like to order…..a……” and makes the bartender wait until he finally finishes “….Coor’s Lite.”

The bartender says.

“Hey, why the big paws?”

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Comments
  1. Amy says:

    A dog walks into a saloon and says, “which one of ya’ll shot my paw?”

  2. Paula Matter says:

    A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

  3. D.B. Dean says:

    i dont understand the bear joke…i gotta tell you this is the first time this has ever happened to me. I dont normally feel this stupid.

    • D.B. Dean says:

      never mind….paws…pause…i read it and…well I thought…he was finishing something else…which was horribly inappropriate…and I didnt get the punch line and frankly didnt know bears did that with their paws…..

  4. marycunningham says:

    I’m with Jen. Okay, so I did smile. 🙂

    Mary Cunningham Books

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